- me: i haven't taken a photo of me in awhile
- *takes photo*
- me: oh thats why
if your mental health is ruining your education and you know it clap your hands
if your education is ruining your mental health and you know it clap your hands
New favourite joke:
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”
i dont get it
No one explain it
After the Roman drinks the beers, he tells the bartender, “I want a martinus.”
"Don’t you mean a martini?”
"If I wanted two, I would’ve asked for them."
i cant stop laughing omg
There’s like a million different ways to say “I love you”
“put your seat belt on”
“watch your step”
“get some rest”
…you just gotta listen
- Mom: why is everything on the floor?
- Me: gravity mom
don’t tell me to calm down I’ll throw a fucking desk at your face
I am proud, but I shouldn’t be.
Only 340 calories today total. Why am I so happy?